Mommy: Tell me what happened outside today.
Tommy: I was washing Lizzie’s car.
Mommy: Whose car? Your car?
Tommy: No, my sister’s.
Mommy: Right. Now, she wanted to ride in it, and it was too wet, so I told you that we needed to turn the water off. Then what happened?
Tommy: I did scream and say “I want the water on” and did hit my sister.
Mommy: Why was that wrong?
Tommy: Because Jesus wants me to turn my new hose off.
That is too much!! I love the reasoning of a three-year-old.
at least he is honest!