Elizabeth has been having a lot of accidents lately, and since she’d been day- and night- potty trained for well over a year, I took her in to the doctor a couple weeks ago to make sure she didn’t have a bladder infection or something else that we needed to address. (She didn’t.) Apparently Tommy has his own spin on the situation, according to a phone conversation with my mom last night in which he informed Grandma that Lizzie had a “gravity infection.” When Grandma asked what that meant, he explained that gravity comes from the core of the earth, so it makes it harder to move your legs and run to the bathroom in time. It also pulls the pee out of you faster.
There you go–a perfectly logical explanation for potty accidents.
I find that gravity gets stronger the older one gets……..
makes total sense!!
LOL!!!!!
Makes sense to me!!
Gravity is worse postpartum, too. But tommy will never know that. 🙂
I forgot to mention that he also knows that only girls can get gravity infections. Glad to see Lizzie cheerful today when we video chatted. You know how gravity infections can really get you down.
I needed a laugh today, and I owe Tommy great thanks for this.