She has a non-displaced nasal fracture, which means that she does have a little crack, but there’s nothing we can do about it.
You know you’re in Southern California when the ENT doc says, “Well, at least now we’ll have this on her file so if she wants a nose job when she’s older, you can get insurance to cover it because her nose was injured.” Yep, gotta think ahead to your four year old’s future nose job! I’m living in the Thousand Oaks Twilight Zone.
OK, even I am stunned that the ENT doc said this. Come, Lord Jesus, come.