- The caps to Target brand mouthwash labelled “childproof” are actually not.
- Blue mint mouthwash looks remarkably like windex when dumped in the toilet a quart at a time.
- A child’s labored breathing from a simple cold can occasionally be mistaken for windex poisoning by a worried mom.
- All windex bottles in the Muller home are stored on high shelves.
- The mouthwash bottle in the Muller home was stored on the bathroom counter.
- A quart of mouthwash diluted in the water of a toilet bowl produces a pleasant, minty-fresh scent. It does not sud when flushed.
- Mouthwash actually cleans quickly off of tile floor, leaving little residue but a pleasant, minty-fresh scent.
A few public service announcements
Nov 19th, 2009 by ECM
I’m cracking up at my desk.
Derek. Inappropriate.
Actually, I am too. Is this what I have to look forward to?
Oh, Emily! I have had my own moments of panic with Aidan. Such as the time he licked the coating off of my prenatal vitamin, leaving pick residue everywhere, or the time he got into my tums, or the time I sprayed Clorox bleach spray on his highchair and Brad promptly put him in there for a snack BEFORE the tray had been cleaned. I was concerned that he had ingested bleach for the rest of the day!