Scene One
Elizabeth: No! No! Mommy! No!
(Yep, she discovered this word on Monday. Pretty much all I’ve heard since.)
Scene Two
Tommy: Mommy, well, when I grow up, I am not going to fight with a sling, just a sword.
Mommy: Why not a sling?
Tommy: Well, because a sword’s easier.
(can you tell what Bible story we’re obsessed with these days?)